PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT

Attention all residents, The Department of Health urgently advises all residents that a highly dangerous contaminant has been detected in the local grain supply, including wheat, barley, and rye. This contaminant, identified as a novel strain of fungal pathogen, poses a severe risk to public health and safety. Consumption of products made from contaminated grains, such as bread, pasta, and cereals, can lead to a range of alarming symptoms, including:
- Extreme pallor and darkening of veins - Severe aggression and agitation
- Uncontrollable cravings for human flesh - Rapid cognitive decline and loss of reason
- Ultimately, complete physiological and behavioral transformation